Here, the art of coffee making is a matter of life and death.
We hold our meetings in a dimly lit, windowless room deep beneath the office, where the air is thick with the scent of burnt coffee and desperation.
This is a secret society of the most elite coffee connoisseurs.
We control the coffee flow, and thus, the world.
We settle disputes between coffee drinkers and coffee makers with an iron fist.
No one leaves the room unhappy, or with their coffee untouched.
We test, we tweak, we terrorize the coffee machines.
Our goal: to make the coffee flow like a fountain of youth.