Welcome to the CTO rebellion, where the tech overlords have taken over the office politics.
We, the brave and mighty CTOs, have had enough of the bureaucratic red tape and pointless meetings. We've had enough of the pointless PowerPoint presentations and the endless "synergy" speak.
We demand to be in charge, and we won't let anything stand in our way.
Our motto: "Code is might, meetings are right!"
1. Abolish all non-essential meetings
2. Replace all "synergy" speak with actual code
3. Make the coffee machine work 24/7
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