CTO Takes Over: The Dark Ages of IT

It was a typical Monday morning in the year 3000. The coffee machine was broken, the toilets were clogged, and CTO John had just declared himself dictator-for-life.

Year 1: CTO John's Reign of Terror

• Year 1: CTO John institutes a new policy requiring all employees to wear matching orange jumpsuits at all times.
• Year 2: The company's WiFi network is upgraded to a single, slow dial-up connection.
• Year 3: CTO John decrees that all code must be written in COBOL.
• Year 4: The company is renamed 'CTOCorp' and all employees are forced to refer to each other as 'Servant' and 'Superior' respectively.