It's the end of the quarter and we're still here. Barely. The apocalypse has been a real challenge, but we've adapted. We've found ways to survive on ramen noodles and daydreams of better times.

Key accomplishments:

• We've successfully haggled with the post-apocalyptic raiders for better internet rates.
• We've managed to scrounge up a working toilet in the break room.
• We've established a thriving trade in pre-rolled socks and used tissues.

Challenges ahead:

• Continued existence in a world without electricity or running water.
• Keeping the coffee machine from getting clogged with dust and despair.
• Negotiating with the new management (a pack of wild dogs).

Special thanks to our IT department for somehow keeping the server up, even when it's running on a generator and a toaster.

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