It's Official: Sarah is the Boss
After years of speculation, it's finally been confirmed: Sarah is, in fact, the de facto ruler of the office. Her unparalleled coffee-making skills and ruthless negotiation tactics have earned her the respect and fear of her peers.
Meet the Hero
Sarah's Stats:
- Years of Experience: 5
- Coffee-to-Person Ratio: 10:1
- Wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors: 100%
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