As the meetings continued, Sarah's grip on the office politics only tightened. Her demands for extra coffee breaks and personalized massages became more frequent, and her "synergy sessions" more...interesting.
It started with a simple "synergy meeting" to discuss the company's "vision" for the quarter. But as the meeting dragged on, it became clear that Sarah was not interested in discussing actual business, but rather, her favorite topics: cats, her favorite TV show, and the meaning of life.
Her colleagues began to squirm in their seats, their eyes rolling with a mix of exasperation and terror as Sarah waxed on about her cat's "soulmate" (a stuffed animal) and the "deep symbolism" of a recent episode of "The Great British Baking Show."
As the meeting continued, the air grew thick with tension. It became clear that Sarah was not just being her usual, annoying self, but was actually, well, the office villain.
Her subordinates cowered in fear, their faces pale and worried. They knew that to cross her would mean certain doom, or at least, a lengthy "synergy session" to discuss the "importance of teamwork" and "effective communication."
The Rise of the Synergy Overlords