In a shocking turn of events, Steve, the 30-year-old intern, took the reins of power in the office. It's unclear how he managed to bypass the usual corporate hierarchy, but sources close to the matter claim he may have exploited a loophole in the copier room.
With his ascension, Steve immediately implemented a series of sweeping reforms, including:
- Napping areas for all employees
- Free snacks for everyone
- A 3 PM happy hour
However, not everyone is pleased with Steve's new regime. The CEO has been overheard grumbling about "not being consulted" and "how did he even get a badge?"
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Chapter 4: The CEO's Descent into Madness