Steve has been attending meetings for 10 years and still can't get anything done. He's an expert in the art of doing absolutely nothing. His impressive lack of productivity is a skill honed over years of practice and a testament to his ability to find new ways to procrastinate.
Steve's colleagues have grown accustomed to waiting 10 minutes for him to "get to the point" in every meeting, only to realize that he's been staring at a spreadsheet for the past hour.
His superiors are baffled by his inability to take decisive action, while Steve himself is convinced that he's a visionary.
Meet Steve, the master of the art of meeting attendance, where the goal is not to achieve, but to simply be there.
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