Oh no, you've done it now. The dragon-boss has discovered your secret. You were talking about him behind his back, calling him a softie. Well, let's just say it's not exactly a burning issue. More like... well, it's a burning issue. But not in a good way. You've just earned yourself a spot in the "Special Sauce" department. That's right, you'll be the one responsible for stirring the dragon-boss's favorite sauce. The one with the extra kick.
On the plus side, the dragon-boss has taken a shine to you, and has promoted you to the coveted "Fire-Starters" team. You'll be the one who gets to start all the important fires. You'll have the honor of burning all the important papers. And, of course, you'll be in charge of burning the occasional sacrifice to the fire god. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
What happens when he finds out you called him both a dragon and a softie?
What happens when he finds out you called him just a dragon?