Office Pool Table Beer Fridge Standards: A Guide

Section 1: The Beer Fridge Conquest of the Office

Article 1.1: The Unwritten Rules

* Claim the fridge as your own at all costs.

Article 1.2: Beer Fridge Etiquette

* Always leave a note, never just drink and run.

Article 1.3: The Beer Fridge Inventory System

* Track every beer, every time, with a level of detail that would put a CIA operative to shame.

* Never let it get below 5 beers without replenishing.

* If you're out, you're out. No exceptions.