Meetings: Office Pool Tables
Where productivity goes to die.
Secretive Employees
We've got 5 of them. They're hiding in the corner, eating Cheetos.
| Employee | Reason for hiding |
|---|---|
| Bob | He's on a top-secret project, but we're not allowed to talk about it. |
| Jane | She's allergic to sunlight. |
| Mike | He's been playing Pokémon since the 90s and is still on the phone with his trainer. |
| Emily | She's in a witness protection program. |
| David | He's been possessed by a malevolent spirit. |