Initial meeting invitation is sent out to all relevant parties
Team members respond with their availability and RSVPs are analyzed
A sophisticated scheduling algorithm takes over, considering factors like coffee machine availability and carpet cleanliness
Agenda is constructed, taking into account the most pressing issues and who brought donuts
Meeting is conducted, with a 50/30/20 time allocation for discussion, presentations, and passive-aggressive staring contests
Post-meeting, team members are required to fill out a 20-page survey on meeting satisfaction and suggestions for future improvements