ominous-announcements/schedule-shift

We are pleased to announce a schedule shift, effective immediately!

Our esteemed leader, Bob, has decreed that all meetings shall now take place at precisely 3:14 AM.

The reasons for this decision are complex and shrouded in mystery, but we are assured they are sound.

Key points of the schedule shift:

• Meetings shall be held every 37.5 hours.
• Each meeting shall be 4.2 hours long, with a 1.8 hour break for "strategic thinking" in between.
• All attendees are expected to wear a "Thinking Face" at all times.

For more information on this schedule shift, please visit our Meeting Procedures page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Alternate Reality Meeting Procedures page.