Philosophical Discussions of Unrelenting Proportions
Welcome, seekers of knowledge! The Meetings of the Omniscient are a gathering of the greatest minds in the land. Here, we tackle the big questions of life, the universe, and everything.
From the meaning of the meaninglessness, to the futility of futility, to the absurdity of absurdity, no topic is too esoteric, too trivial, or too ridiculous for us.
But be warned, our discussions may cause:
- Existential crises
- Identity theft (we're not responsible for lost souls)
- Spontaneous human combustion (rare but possible)
- Uncontrollable laughter (we provide free earplugs)
Still willing to take the risk? Then join us in the next meeting of the Omniscient!
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