After thorough deliberation, we have reached a unanimous decision: you will be assigned to the "Involuntary Re-education and Re-training" program.
As per Standardized Procedure #3456, subsection 2.1, this decision is final and not subject to appeal.
Please report to the "Re-education Annex" for further instructions and indoctrination.
Warning: This decision is final. Do not attempt to appeal. Do not attempt to flee. Do not attempt to escape.