MEETINGS OF OMNISCIENTIAL BUREAUCRATIC SCRIBES

Welcome to the Omnisciential Bureaucratic Scribes, where every meeting is a battle for dominance and bureaucratic supremacy. Today's agenda is as follows:

• Meeting 002: The Scribes vs. The Accountants - 3:00 PM, Conference Room 4
• Meeting 003: The Scribes vs. The IT Department - 4:00 PM, Conference Room 4
• Meeting 004: The Scribes vs. The Coffee Machine - 5:00 PM, Conference Room 4

Will the Scribes emerge victorious, or will their foes finally prevail? Only time (and a healthy supply of paperclip-based snacks) will tell.