Version 1.0 - The Problem
Our meeting attendance has hit a record low. People are clearly not showing up for the meeting because they don't see the value in attending.
We will address this by:
Creating more free donuts. This should incentivize people to come.
Requiring all attendees to watch a 3-hour video on the history of the company's accounting practices.
Making the meeting room smell like a mixture of stale air and desperation.
These changes will surely fix the problem. Or not. Who knows, really?