Opt-Out: The Optimization Solution

Step 1: Identify Your Non-Optimalities

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Step 2: Implement the Opt-Out Strategy

Now that you've identified your non-optimality, it's time to do something about it. Follow our step-by-step guide and watch your productivity soar.

Side Effects

Warning: excessive opt-out may lead to increased productivity, better work-life balance, and an overall sense of fulfillment. Prolonged exposure to the Opt-Out strategy may also lead to:

Spontaneous combustion of your coworkers
Uncontrollable urges to do the right thing
Unrelenting happiness

Proceed with caution.