The Opt Out

Are you tired of being in? Tired of being on? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we've got the solution for you!

Our patented Opt Out technology will allow you to opt out of just about anything: meetings, emails, phone calls, even the in-laws! (Just kidding about that last one, we don't actually have a solution for that.)

Technological Advantages

Our system uses advanced AI-powered algorithms to detect and eliminate the most annoying things in your life. Say goodbye to:

But wait, there's more!

Our system also has a built-in feature to automatically generate fake excuses for when you need to take a break from your opt-out session. Just click "Opt Out" and we'll give you a valid reason for why you're stepping away from the meeting/board/committee/project/etc.

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