Advanced Features v1.0
We've got some exciting new features to make your meeting experience even more miserable!
Automated Apologies
Because who doesn't love a good apology? Our automated system will generate a personalized apology message for every meeting, complete with a fake-sounding excuse and a 3D animated GIF of a person shaking their head in regret.
Advanced Sadness
But wait, there's more! With our Advanced Sadness feature, our automated system will detect your emotional state and respond accordingly.
Quantum Sadness
We've reached the pinnacle of sadness technology! Our system will now generate a sadness wavefunction that will make you question the meaning of existence.
Paradox Of Quantum Sadness
But what's the point of all this sadness, really? Is it just a never-ending cycle of despair? Or is there something more... something that will make it all worth it?