Optimizing the Opt-Out: 2.0

Because who doesn't love a good opt-out?

Here's the updated guide to extricating yourself from our services:

Section 1: The Opt-Out Process

1. Step 1: Pretend You're Still Interested
2. Step 2: Find the Right Excuse
3. Step 3: Politely Decline (with Finesse)
4. Step 4: Fake a Personal Emergency

Section 2: Extra Costs

• Costs Associated with Opting Out
• Fees for Failing to Opt-In
• Punyments for Prolonged Procrastination

Don't forget to fill out the form below to confirm your opt-out:

Disclaimer

By opting out, you agree to our Terms and Conditions of Opting Out.

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