**Revolutionizing the Opt-out Experience**
We've heard your complaints about the old opt-out process being too boring. That's why we've upgraded to Opt-out 2.0, featuring:
- More explosions!
- Improved robot AI for better decision making
- Enhanced user interface with more pixels!
But wait, there's more! Our new system also includes:
- Robotic customer support with better sarcasm detection
- Increased opt-out options, including but not limited to:
- Robotically-Generated Opt-out Options
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