Wherein lies the secret to truly escaping the drudgery of meetings?
It's all about setting boundaries, folks! Like, literally, drawing lines.
Take this example:
When someone says "Let's schedule a meeting for 2 PM on Friday,"
you can respond with: "Sorry, but I have a prior engagement with my couch on Friday at 2 PM. Can't I just opt-out of the meeting altogether?"
This approach is not only effective, but also a great way to get a good laugh.
But, seriously, have you considered the benefits of simply not showing up at all? It's like, who needs human interaction, am I right?