Because sometimes you just can't. And that's okay.
Expert advice is overrated. Especially when it's given by experts.
Why not just do things your own way? It's not like the experts have a better idea or anything...
John had an expert come to his house and tell him to get a new job. He listened politely, then politely declined. The expert left, and John stayed home in his pajamas, eating Cheetos and watching TV.
This was the best day of John's life.
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