Expert 3: The Unwelcome Guest

You have been forced to invite Expert 3, despite their questionable credentials.

Reasons to Decline:

  • No one asked for their opinion, and yet here you are.
  • The last time they spoke, they used 5 different dialects and confused everyone.
  • They still think the world is made of cheese.

Expert 3's Bio:

Expert 3 is a renowned expert in nothing, with a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a minor in getting lost in their own thoughts.