Meetings: The Art of Wasting Time

Meetings 101: A Guide to Succeeding at Doing Nothing

Meetings are the lifeblood of any respectable organization. Without them, there would be no time to gossip, no time to procrastinate, and no time to pretend to care.

Our esteemed team of meeting organizers has compiled this comprehensive guide to ensure that you, too, can become a master of the art of meeting.

Meeting Types

Our team has categorized meetings into four main types:

• Standing Meeting
• Sitting Meeting
• Online Meeting
• Extraordinary Meeting

Meetings 202: The Advanced Course

Once you've mastered the basics, it's time to move on to the advanced course. Learn how to:

• Make meetings more interesting with PowerPoint
• Turn meetings into opportunities for personal growth
• Host meetings in a virtual reality

Meetings 303: The Dark Art

For those who have reached the pinnacle of meeting mastery, we offer a course in the dark arts of meeting manipulation.

Learn how to:

• Make attendees forget what they discussed
• Turn meetings into opportunities for personal gain
• Host meetings in a parallel universe