We are the guardians of nothing, the keepers of the void. Our meetings are legendary for being completely, utterly, and totally unnecessary. And we're proud of it!
We have meetings about meetings, to discuss the meetings that we've already had. It's a vicious cycle, but someone has to do it.
Don't have the time? Neither do we. Adjourned to a future date (maybe)!
For those who want to talk about even less, we have a subcommittee that meets within this one. It's like a meeting within a meeting. Mind. Bending.