Meeting 1: The Great Scone Debate
Present: Bob, Steve, Jane, and the Coffee Machine
Agenda:
- Discussion of the meaning of life and the importance of scones
- Vote on the best scone topping
Minutes:
- It was decided that scones are, in fact, the answer to all life's questions
- Jane was outvoted on her suggestion of adding kale to the scone
- The Coffee Machine was praised for its exceptional brewing skills
Decisions:
- Scones will be the new official company snack
- The Coffee Machine will be promoted to Scone Connoisseur-in-Residence
Next Meeting: The Scone Connoisseur's Guide to Pairing Scones with Other Foods
Subtopic 2: Scone-Related Trauma
Present: Bob, who is clearly traumatized by the scone debate
Agenda:
- Talk about feelings, emotions, and the existential crises caused by the scone debate
- Develop strategies for coping with scone-related stress
Minutes:
- Bob revealed that he has been having recurring nightmares about scones
- Jane was tasked with leading the scone-recovery support group
- The Coffee Machine was praised for its empathetic listening skills
Decisions:
- Bob will be provided with a scone-free safe space
- A scone-recovery hotline will be established
Next Meeting: The Scone Recovery Plan (Part 2)