MEETING 1: The One Where We Pretend To Be Productive

Today we will be discussing the importance of pretending to be productive while secretly browsing cat videos on our phones.

Agenda:

• 9:00 - 9:10: Pretend to work for 10 minutes
• 9:10 - 9:20: Discuss "synergy" and "disrupt the paradigm"
• 9:20 - 9:30: Take a 10-minute break to check cat videos
• 9:30 - 10:00: Pretend to be productive again

Subpages:

• Meeting 2: The One Where We Run Out of Donuts
• Meeting 3: The One Where We All Get Laid Off
• Meeting 4: The One Where We Pretend to Be Productive Again