Decisions 47: A Mysterious Enshrinement

Presented by: Mysterious McMeetingsalot, Meeting Master General

Decisions 48: A New Era Dawns
Decisions 12: A Flashback

Decided:

• That the coffee machine in the break room is, in fact, a portal to another dimension.
• The new policy on Fridays is to have an extra-long meeting because, honestly, who needs a lunch break, anyway?
• To rename the company "Infinite Meetings Inc." because it sounds very futuristic and confusing.

See Decisions 48 for the thrilling consequences of Decision 47 See Decisions 46, because who needs a break?