Other Prophesies
Today's Prophesies:
- The apocalypse will be announced via a series of increasingly urgent text messages.
- The price of avocados will drop so low, people will be using them as currency.
- The world will be saved by a talking eggplant in a tiny top hat.
Tomorrow's Prophesies:
- The skies will turn a lovely shade of plaid.
- The internet will be powered by a combination of interpretive dance and essential oils.
- The meaning of life will be revealed in a 3 AM infomercial.
Other Prophesies:
- The art of folding fitted sheets will become a Olympic sport.
- The phrase "I'm not a morning person" will be redefined as "I'm not a human person."
- Gravity will be optional in designated "whimsy zones."
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