Today, we're gathered here to discuss the finer points of disagreement. Yes, you heard that right. We're going to spend an entire meeting talking about the things we don't agree on.
Point 4: The Meeting Where We Stared at the Wall for 2 Hours, because apparently that was productive.
Point 6: The Meeting Where We Ate Too Much Coffee, because our brains were clearly functioning.
Our team's diversity of opinion is what makes us strong, but not too strong, because let's be real, it's just too much work to actually do anything.
Let's just agree to disagree and call it a day. Or should we?
— Management, because that's what we do.