2. John is on the Phone

It's 2 o'clock, and you know what that means...

A meeting that's about to be derailed.

John is on the phone, and he won't be done for at least 20 minutes. Maybe an hour.

You might as well go grab a sandwich or something. Or take a quick snooze.

Or, hey, you could always just pretend to be on the phone too.

Like, "Oh, yeah, I totally have to run, I'm on a conference call with the CEO of Google."

See if that gets you out of here.