4. Bob is Actually in the Bathroom

The Official Guide to Dealing with the Unavoidable Reality of Bob's Absence

Chapter 1: The Unavoidable Reality

Bob is not just in the meeting, he's not just in the conference call. He's not just in the office, or the city, or the country. No, Bob is actually in the bathroom, and he's been there for quite some time.

Chapter 2: Strategies for Coping with Bob's Absence

Don't panic! There are many things you can do while Bob is away.

  1. Check the vending machine for expired chips and stale soda.
  2. Take a long, unnecessary break to scroll through memes on your phone.
  3. Practice your 'I'm a person, not a robot' face in the mirror.

Chapter 3: The Dark Truth

Beware: there may be a chance that Bob's absence is not just a coincidence. He may actually be a time-traveler, lostประก Read Chapter 4: 4. Bob Gets a Call from His Mom Read Chapter 5: 5. Bob Gets a Call from His Dad