After years of riding his 1997 Honda Civic, Bob has finally saved up enough money to get a new car. He walks into the dealership, a gleaming new Prius in the lot, and says to the salesman: "I'll take that one."
The salesman, a man named Steve, looks at him with a mixture of confusion and pity. "Dude, that's not a car, that's a space heater with wheels," he says.
This meeting is adjourned.