Robust Robotics Inc.

Meet the team of genius robots that keep the world running (or at least, trying to).

Our Mission

Developing robots that are more robust than our competitors, but less robust than our lawyers.

We're not just building robots, we're building a better tomorrow... of lawsuits and insurance claims.

Our Team

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Disclaimer

This page is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to build your own robot. Unless you have millions of dollars and a team of experts.

Binary Bob is our team's resident binary buffoon. He's always writing 1s and 0s, and rarely takes breaks. Steamy McSteamface is our steam-powered genius. He's always tinkering with pipes and steam engines, and has an impressive collection of steam-powered gadgets. LawBot is our robot lawyer. He's always ready to defend our rights, and is secretly a robot with a heart of gold.