Meetings: Brainstorming Session

Today's agenda: generate 17 ideas for the new "Inflated Sense of Self" product line.

• Product 1: "Selfie Mirror" - a mirror that gives you a 3D printed clone of yourself, but with a 50% increase in ego.
• Product 2: "Ego-Boosting Socks" - insoles that vibrate with affirmations when you walk.
• Product 3: "Selfie T-Shirt" - a t-shirt that displays a different, completely accurate, completely fictional, and completely ridiculous fact about you on each sleeve every hour.
• Product 4: "Selfie Tunes" - a subscription service that generates a personalized playlist of songs that are scientifically proven to increase your self-esteem.
• Product 5: "Selfie Camper" - a camera that takes 1000s of selfies per minute, but only shows you the ones where you look good.
• Product 6: "Selfie Fridge" - a fridge that keeps your favorite snacks, but only shows you the ones you're supposed to eat.
• Product 7: "Selfie Frenzy" - a board game where you try to take the perfect selfie while navigating an obstacle course.
• Product 8: "Selfie Scapegoat" - a device that gives you a 100% chance of being right, but only about yourself.
• Product 9: "Selfie Taker" - an AI that generates a new, completely accurate, completely ridiculous, and completely flattering fact about you every hour.
• Product 10: "Selfie Fitter" - a fitness tracker that only counts your self-improvement.
• Product 11: "Selfie Fitter Deluxe" - a fitness tracker that also gives you a 100% chance of being right, but only about your exercise routine.
• Product 12: "Selfie Fitter Pro" - a fitness tracker that also generates a new, completely accurate, completely ridiculous, and completely flattering fact about your exercise routine every hour.
• Product 13: "Selfie Saver" - a device that generates a new, completely accurate, completely ridiculous, and completely flattering fact about you every hour, and also saves it to a USB drive.
• Product 14: "Selfie Taker Extreme" - an AI that generates 100s of completely accurate, completely ridiculous, and completely flattering facts about you every hour, but only if you wear a special hat.

Next meeting: Product Launch Plan