We're proud to present our annual report, filled with highlights from the past year. Or, as we like to call it, "The Year of Living in a State of Perpetual Chaos".
Our company's main focus this year was on "inventing" new ways to waste time and resources. We achieved great success in this area, as evidenced by our impressive collection of unused conference rooms and half-built prototypes.
Our team's favorite pastime is arguing with each other, and we're happy to report that this tradition continues unabated. We've even started a new game show, where we compete to see who can come up with the most creative excuses for not meeting deadlines.
Highlights include: