Our Apocalypse Consultant Services
Minute Mandates: Because Who Needs Time, Anyway?
Our team of expert apocalypse consultants specialize in providing personalized minute-by-minute mandates to ensure you're always prepared for the impending doom.
Clients rave about our services:
- "I was down to my last hour, and then I hired Minute Mandates. Now I'm ready for the end of the world!" - John D., Local Business Owner
- "Their minute-by-minute survival plans are a game-changer!" - Jane D., Concerned Homemaker
Our services include: