Nothing of importance is scheduled for today.
However, here are some notable absences:
- Monday: The coffee machine will not be replaced, as per company policy.
- Tuesday: The air conditioning will not be fixed, because why bother?
- Wednesday: The carpet in the break room will be stained with an unknown substance.
And here are some upcoming events:
- Thursday: The annual "Who's Turn is it to Buy Lunch" meeting.
- Friday: The "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Restoring My Energy" meeting.
For more information on the schedule, please refer to the following links: