John has spent 10 years on one project, and still hasn't finished it. His motto: "Perfection is overrated."
Jane's expertise lies in the art of making excuses for why she can't get the job done. Her motto: "There's always tomorrow."
Bob's specialty is finding new reasons to delay deadlines and push them off to next week. His motto: "The sooner you start, the more time you'll waste."
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