Did you know that our planet is actually a giant video game? It's true! The Earth's core is powered by a massive, sentient motherboard, and our oceans are just its cooling system.
Or, at least, that's what our meeting notes from 2025 say.
In related news, the meeting minutes from the Galactic Union of Advanced Life Forms (GUALF) have confirmed that our planet's rotation will be slowing down to accommodate for more efficient coffee breaks.
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