Record Breaking Meetings:
Our fearless leader, Zorgon the Unrelenting, has achieved the following remarkable feats:
- 12 hours 30 minutes 14 seconds: The longest meeting ever endured (with only 3 breaks for pizza)
- 7 meetings in a single day, back-to-back (no breaks, no sleep, no sanity)
- Meeting attendance for 37 consecutive days straight (with a 1-day overlap for coffee withdrawal)
These achievements are certified by our official Meeting Attendance Council (MAC) and are subject to change as our fearless leader continues to push the boundaries of human endurance.