Decisions of Our Supreme Leader | The Council of Elders

Meeting Notes from the Great Council

We will install a Keurig in the break room because, let's be real, the tea kettle was getting old.

We have decreed that every Friday will henceforth be known as 'Beach Day Fridays' to combat the existential dread of another Monday.

The color palette for the office will be adjusted to 'Burnt Orange and Faded Denim.' All employees are expected to conform.