The leader of our great nation has taken a bold stance: they're going vegan, and not just for the sake of the environment or their arteries. No, they're doing it for the sake of being a monk.
According to sources close to the leader, they've been consuming nothing but tofu, tempeh, and a daily regimen of 12 different types of kombucha. We're not sure what's more shocking: the fact that they're eating so much plant-based food or that they've somehow convinced the nation to start a kombucha-of-the-month club.
When questioned about this drastic change, the leader simply smiled knowingly and handed out pamphlets for the "Vegan Vespers" program, which promises to guide you on a path to enlightenment through the power of plant-based eating.
We can confirm that the nation is still functioning, albeit in a slightly more... verdant hue.
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