Because even we're not perfect, but our interns are slightly less bad.
Intern Review 1: "The Intern Who Shall Not Be Named" was a shining example of how to do the bare minimum while still managing to break everything.
They single-handedly brought our coffee machine to a standstill with their impressive lack of coffee knowledge.
On the bright side, they only managed to spill 3 cups of coffee on 3 different days. A record, we're sure.
Intern Review 2: "The Intern Who Forgot Their Password (Again)" was a masterclass in creative problem-solving. Who needs a password manager when you can just guess "password123"?
We're just glad our security measures are so lax.
Intern Review 3: "The Intern Who Ate All The Cereal" demonstrated impressive dedication to snacking. We're talking 3 bowls in 1 hour, no joke.
Side effects include: Cereal Bowl Induced Trauma (CBIT) and a lingering fear of the cereal aisle.