Quotes from the Great Leader

"A meeting is not a meeting if there is no free coffee."

- Our fearless leader, on the importance of caffeine.

"If at first you don't succeed, blame the intern."

- Our fearless leader, on accountability.

"The only thing more painful than a meeting is a meeting with a projector that won't work."

- Our fearless leader, on presentation technology.

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