Our Leader's Secret Schedule for Saturday

After months of digging, we've finally uncovered the secret schedule for our fearless leader's Saturday meetings. Here's what we know:

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "Caffeine-Fueled Brainstorming"

Join us as our leader attempts to come up with something vaguely interesting while sipping on a triple-shot of espresso.

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10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "Power Point Presentation Pandemonium"

Get ready to be bombarded with PowerPoint slides, awkward silences, and our leader's questionable fashion choices.

See what Saturday's schedule has to offer (spoiler: more meetings)

And that's not all! Our leader has scheduled:

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Lunchtime Lamentations"

A time to commiserate with fellow employees about the meaninglessness of life, and how we're all just stuck in this never-ending meeting cycle.

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