The Supreme Leader's meeting schedule is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few. But for your sake, we've managed to obtain a copy of this week's schedule. Buckle up, citizen.
• Monday at 10:00 AM: Meeting with the Minister of Propaganda and Disinformation
• Tuesday at 2:00 PM: Meeting with the Department of Thought Control and Censorship
• Wednesday at 10:00 AM: Meeting with the Council of Economic Geniuses (aka the Supreme Leader's favorite advisors)
• Thursday at 3:00 PM: Meeting with the Supreme Leader's personal chef to discuss the merits of vegan cuisine
• Friday at 12:00 PM: Meeting with the Department of Defense (because even the Supreme Leader needs to defend the nation)
• Last week: Meeting with the International Community of Nations (where we discussed our plan for global domination)
• The week before: Meeting with the Supreme Leader's favorite artist, a local avant-garde poet