We, the esteemed members of Our Secret Society, convened to discuss the most pressing issues of our time. Our leader, The Great and Powerful One, presided over the meeting with an iron fist... err, we mean, a benevolent ear.
Agenda item 1: The Quest for More Cheese.
Discussion ensued, with some members advocating for a more aggressive approach, while others proposed a more measured, nuanced strategy. Ultimately, we decided to send a team of highly trained agents to procure more cheese from the nearby village.
Agenda item 2: The Plot Against Our Arch-Nemesis, The Coffee Machine.
After a spirited debate, we decided to employ a combination of cunning and stealth to disable The Coffee Machine, a nefarious device that has plagued us for far too long. Plans are underway to infiltrate the enemy's stronghold and sabotage its operations.
Adjourned.